Pepsi

Today I was going back and forth trying to figure out what to blog about tonight, but it just now hit me. As some of you know I have a dog by the name of Pepsi. So you can have a better visual here is a picture of him.

Before I get into the story I should probably describe his personality. Pepsi is a lovable and loving dog that under normal circumstances wouldn’t hurt a fly. We have to other dog one of them being a puppy, when we first got the puppy he would play with her constantly by chasing her around and letting her chase him around. Now keep in mind this puppy is about a quarter to half his size. Well one day while chasing her he accidently stepped on her, after that he stopped playing with her for a while unless she really provoked him. In the past we’ve had a friend bring their baby over and he sniffed him but that was all and he was just so gentle towards him. He loves to give and mainly receive hugs. Sometimes, even though he weighs like close to fifty pounds, he’ll jump on my lap and sit there for me to give him attention and hugs, and at night he usually sleeps right outside my bedroom door to “protect me”. So all in all he is pretty much just like me.

Any how today I warmed up a quick easy prepackaged type meal. It was supposed to be chicken, gravy and mashed potatoes. I took one bite and could not eat anymore it tasted so bad. So I gave it to him and walked away. Well I noticed he was having troubles with it so I was going to take it and just put it in his bowl to make it easier for him. I walked up to him and he started to growl at me and bark like he was ready to attack me. So I smacked his butt and he grew louder. This made me even angrier so I backed away and yelled at him and told him to get which thankfully he listened I picked up the container and made him go out on the back porch for an hour or so. The thing that gets me is after doing this I felt sick, not sick ill but more like a punch in the stomach sick.

After about an hour of him being out there I let him back in and scolded him verbally. I could tell his was sorry and latter on he even jumped on my lap for hugs. So I did feel better after we made up, but it was just such a weird feeling I got from punishing him.

On a side note I just found two more things that some young people do that drive me crazy. The first one is when you drive by them and they have their car windows up and you have yours up but yet you can still clearly hear their music. The other thing I noticed today was when, and this mainly guys, they seem to grab and hold on to the middle region of their pants, if you get my family friendly way of saying it. Why in the world do they do that? What do they think they’re advertising or something?

Ok and now for the Random Bachelor Dare Card: “Regardless of what song is playing, invite a cutie to dance the Macarena.”

That could actually be fun. Oh crap now I have that song stuck in my head. “Hey Macarena!”

601 words. Not too bad for a blog about my dog.

My upcoming hectic week (Warning slight UN-family friendly part in the cards)

For my fellow WARP bloggers yes I know I skipped a day, but pretty much so have most if not all of you and some of you more than one day. Any way I just came to the conclusion that I am going to have one hell of a hectic week coming up.

On Sunday my younger sister comes home after going to Korea to teach English for about a year. I have got to admit when she first left I did not realize how much I will miss her. She and I have been pretty close in the past. Growing up we used to hang out once in a while and our friend circles usually intertwined in fact one of my friends dated both her and one of her friends, not at the same time of course. There were times when we were smaller that we would take a day and just disappear we would walk to the restaurant up the corner from our house and eat and just hangout to get away from the family. However after the rest of our family moved to Akron we kind drifted apart. She at first moved down to Tampa and my best friend and I lived in my grandparent’s house that didn’t last too long though, and I moved into my own apartment while she moved back in with my mom. On weekends I’d bring her down so she could see her friends and do things like spork people’s lawns and other crazy stuff. Then I moved back in with my parents and we would briefly see each other. Then I was forced to move down to Florida and she stayed up in Ohio. After a few years I moved back up to Ohio however I rarely went to see her. After I moved back to Florida she followed about a year or so later. Then she moved out and after a while moved back in and not long after moving back in she left for South Korea.

Then I have all of my finals that I have to cram in to two days on Monday and Tuesday, hopefully; I still have to ask my professor about taking my final early. The only reason I have to cram everything into two days is because I’m leaving on Tuesday night to go to a Festival known as FPG. I have heard many interesting and wonderful things about this festival. Then best part is I won’t be back until Sunday.

However with me being gone for so long I’m almost afraid of how the house will look when I get back. Mostly though I’m not looking forward to getting attacked by dog on Sunday because I know he’ll miss me a lot and when I get back he probably won’t leave me alone for at the very least an hour. I’ll miss him though too so I know I will cherish that hour immensely.

Alright enough with that now let’s get to my favorite part of the blogs, The Random Bachelor Dare Card of the Day. Since I missed yesterday however I give you guys a treat. Two cards for the price of one.

The First card of the day is: “Tell a hottie you’d pay $5 to see her do a Blow Job. The drink, that is. (Don’t be cheap — buy her the drink and pay up after she downs it.”

Wow that was a little on the not family friendly side, but would probably be fun to do.

Now for the bonus card: “Moon a group of pretty young things for a full ten seconds.”

Ok that does not sound like a safe one to do; in fact if I got this card I would not do it.

This has been another collection of random thoughts by me, Spence. I hope you enjoyed.

652 words (not too bad but close enough to 400)