Thursday, April 9, 2009

College Morons

Ok so I’m in my Intro to Astronomy class today and we were “trying to” do a review for our test on Tuesday. Yeah that worked out well. It started out fine until this one girl kept on asking question after question after question. Normally I wouldn’t mind however she started going off topic and kept going off topic. What I don’t understand is how the hell the beautiful blonde girl that sits next to me and usually leaves half way through the class knows the material but the girl who’s there every class has to ask all kinds of questions for every single question on the review sheet. Why? Because she is a moron that’s why. She’d rather talk to the guy and girl behind her about her upcoming wedding.

Then we got the guy in the back row who I’d like to call a hypocritic person. You may be wondering, what a hypocritic person is. Well I’m glad you asked. A hypocritic person is someone who bitches, moans, and or complains about someone or something while at the same time are doing the exact same thing. For instance take this jack@$$ in my class. A few times during the review some girls were talking to each other. So what does he do? He burst out in the middle of class yelling about how we all paid money to be there and they are disturbing the class during the review. The funny thing is they were so quiet that we couldn’t hear them on our side of the room of the teacher giving the review. This guy was having a hard time paying attention to the professor because a few girls were “interrupting the class” and what does he do? He makes a big scene by yelling at the two girls for interrupting the class effectively interrupting the class himself. Hey hypocritical guy guess what? You’re a moron.

Finally we have the lady who has to second guess everything the professor says about sci-fi stuff. He says wormholes are hypothetical, or in other words don’t exist. He says there is no such thing as alternate universes. All of these things are just made up by science fiction writers and have become existent only in science fiction; however this lady would love to have you think otherwise.

Once we lost almost an entire class period due to her debating back and forth with the professor. Ok let’s see here lady you are a student learning astronomy. He is your professor. What makes you think you can debate with him about what is in the universe? He went through school already he knows everything there is to know about the stuff otherwise he would not be a professor. So guess what lady if you think you can debate about what is in space and what isn’t with a college professor and win. You are a moron.

So many of you may be wondering what I do during class while all this is going on well that’s easy. I pay attention to the professor, take my notes/ do PowerPoint flash cards for the test, listen to the beautiful blonde girl next to me bitch about question girl, and sit back and watch the show.

This has been another set of random thoughts from Spence. I hope you enjoyed.