Sitting in an airport and the randomness that ensues

Sitting in an airport for about seven hours you observe many different types of people. For instance you have the cranky business man who is in such a rush that he just oozes rudeness. This guy barges up to the information booth and demands to know what restaurants are in his gate section while the information lady casually hands him a pamphlet containing a list of all the restaurants in all of the terminals and gates. Then you have the woman who walks around with their nose in the air thinking that they are the greatest thing in the world, yet if they paid any attention they would notice that they have a ketchup stain on their white pants. Of course I can’t forget the pair of guys I saw carrying a clipboard around. They sort of reminded me of Lennie and George from “Of Mice and Men” if the part of George were played by Joe Pesci. I also saw a few of the girls from the Tampa Roller derby team. Nothing like see a couple of hot women who could easily kick your ass.

Wow while looking around the internet I came upon the Wikipedia page of one of the best mother forking actors of our mother forking time He is known for such roles as Nick Fury, Mace Windu, and Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction. The guy that was tired of all these mother forking snakes on that mother forking plane, Samuel L. Jackson. So anyhow one of the interesting things I read about him was that in 2006 he lent his voice for an audio book. Now here is the funny part the role he played was God in “The New Testament”. That’s right Samuel L Jackson is God. I can just hear it now. “That mother forking Judas betrayed my mother forking son.” Another couple of cool things about him are that he goes to the theater to see all his movies with all of the paying customers, and he collects action figures of himself from movies he’s been in including Jules Winnfield, Shaft, Mace Windu, and Frozone. Sam Jackson is also a huge fan of comic books and anime. This would explain why he had no problem with Marvel Comics using his likeness for the Ultimate version of Nick Fury, and why he signed on to play Nick Fury in nine future movies.

Now for the fan favorite part of my blog the Random Bachelor Dare Card. Today’s card is:”Lick the Bar”

That is disgusting I would never accept that dare.

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